Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Randomize
