Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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