I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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