At least make sure they are 18
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Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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