walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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