I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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