The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You took a bar mat shot.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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