Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
