pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
