i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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