David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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