Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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