I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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