My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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