i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
porn star boner night. come get it.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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