If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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