2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
