just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I need a hoe opinion
go on
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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