She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
No I am not eating basil off your cock
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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