'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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