Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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