In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
