This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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