idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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