He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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