so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I wish i was in the wii world.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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