He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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