no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Someone signed my nipple.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
