so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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