The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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