that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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