it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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