yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
