Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Pants 0. Shit 1.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Congratulations! We have a period
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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