even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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