What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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