I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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