Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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