Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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