Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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