If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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