Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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