Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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