Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Do vagina's smell?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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