david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
