My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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