Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Just puked most of my soul out..
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