I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She is in my trunk
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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