Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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