remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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