I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
