You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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