I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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