I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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