I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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