I'm gonna have a badass scar
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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